Once sat a couple feet away from a woman who's jaw made a very loud clicking sound when she chewed. I brought it up, she apologized, said it sucks for her too. We were pretty good friends and liked to joke around and once during her lunch she IMed me saying "I found this video you would love!" and it was a youtube of Mike Meyers from Waynes World describing his faults including how when he eats he makes a clicking sound with his jaw.

Thank you for reminding me of this small slice of my past I had nearly forgotten. It made me smile.

TL:DR "Cool story Hansel"