The trolling started with:

  A girl with some sort of mullethawk and a tattoo creeping up her neck asked me if I needed help and I almost said “no, but you do.” 

and then continued all throughout the 'logically coherent argument'. Then continued into the posts here calling people 'fanboys'.

It really doesn't matter, I would just prefer you did it elsewhere. And to end the conversation: Troll away, it seemed to work well on the poker blog.